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A stylish and aggressive-looking BMW car with its headlights on, displaying bold text 'FAKE TAXI' on the bumper. The car features a sleek, shiny surface with a dark green stripe running down the center of the hood and is set against a dimly lit background.
A stylish and aggressive-looking BMW car with its headlights on, displaying bold text 'FAKE TAXI' on the bumper. The car features a sleek, shiny surface with a dark green stripe running down the center of the hood and is set against a dimly lit background.

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